normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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