Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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