so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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