only if we run a train.
done.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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