All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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