He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.