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what happened last night??

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everyone saw ******'s vagina

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and that's just the beginning

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(215): what happened last night?? (518): everyone saw ******'s vagina (518): and that's just the beginning http://tfl.nu/m65w

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(206): View more from Washington

genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer

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(206): genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer http://tfl.nu/ip3a

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he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him

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at least he gets points for a creative booty call

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(607): he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him (313): at least he gets points for a creative booty call http://tfl.nu/28qp

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(860): View more from Connecticut

you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer

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(860): you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer http://tfl.nu/h8i3

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(757): View more from Virginia

I understand Curling. That high.

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(757): I understand Curling. That high. http://tfl.nu/c58u

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(831): View more from California

It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night

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(831): It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night http://tfl.nu/8gcp

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(406): View more from Montana

To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.

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(406): To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved. http://tfl.nu/shxy

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(404): View more from Georgia

You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.

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(404): You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised. http://tfl.nu/0upx

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers

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(910): I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers http://tfl.nu/vom9

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.

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(780): I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it. http://tfl.nu/t2hy

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(517): View more from Michigan

Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.

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(517): Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet. http://tfl.nu/zmql

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(252): View more from North Carolina

See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket

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(252): See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket http://tfl.nu/0lhc

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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.

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You bought MORE?!

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(401): Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier. (1-401): You bought MORE?! http://tfl.nu/bgbr

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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.

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(317): I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying. http://tfl.nu/n8th

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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"

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(+61): Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart" http://tfl.nu/icuk

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