my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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