I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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