There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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