Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
a search helicopter?!
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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