How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I just want to make out with him forever
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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