If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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