She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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