you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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