i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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