is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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