i will never coherently bang her
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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