can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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