Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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