No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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