It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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