Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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