the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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