I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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