i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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