I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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