I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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