Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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