Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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