well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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