i just wanna soil my oats bro
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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