just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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