Three words: puerto rican gang bang
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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