I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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