How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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