haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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