I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
They took my balls.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
