we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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