I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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