I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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