ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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