check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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