Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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