Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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