Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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