evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
being pregnant is like rehab
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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