I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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