You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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