Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
