I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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