girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
3 2 1 whiskey
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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