Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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