im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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