the day after is always just damage control
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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