how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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