Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
This is my gift to your gina
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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