So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
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Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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